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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 14:56
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Just Forget it!
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
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Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.